January 2012
2 posts
Eat tacos: Support your local Latino community →
Is back peddling an Olympic sport yet? This small town Connecticut Mayor deserves the gold!
December 2011
19 posts
The Limits of Tipsy Tow →
I’ve seen a lot of people posting status updates with information to AAA’s Tipsy Toe service which provides a “free” tow to anyone who is unable to drive due to over-intoxication on New Years Eve/Morning. While this seems great on the surface, I think it’s prudent to note that there are some pretty extreme limitations to the service so you may want to make alternate...
“If you’re always concerned with who you want to be then you can never...”
– A note I found addressed to me from my drunken self
“I can’t count the reasons I should stay, one by one they all just fade...”
– R.I.P. Community :-(
WatchLOOK INTO YOUR HEART!
November 2011
6 posts
“This is a crazy fucking movie….I don’t even know why the hell...”
– My grandfather on Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
“This damned movie…it’s weird!”
– My grandfather on “Rebirth of Mothra III”
October 2011
11 posts
“Let’s get rich and buy our parents homes in the south of France....”
True Story
A pleasant exchange with a homeless man -
[As we walked in opposite directions]
Homeless man: What color is a black cowboy hat?
Me: Black!
Homeless man: Thank you, that’s exactly what I needed to know.
Super pracitcal advice regarding the Zombie... →
Ace Hardware manages to put together a comprehensive post-zombie apocalypse FAQ for both humans and the living dead.
“Getting paid like a biker with the best crank
Sprayin’ like a high ranked...”
– The ever incredible MF DOOM
September 2011
23 posts
Practice vs. Chemistry
improvnonsense:
Good chemistry is worth 100 practices.
“Let the phone ring.”
– Improv note to self
